What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 16.06.2025 09:58
share office space ...
Loons and Moons
Still no good.
Why do I sometimes hear full conversations when I am alone?
No go.
So, the docs changed it to read
Catatonics & High Colonics
Why do I (45, male) feel like I'm crushing on a girl (19, female)?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Thumbs down again.
Why is social media so anti-fee speech, and have they become total BS?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Why do I sweat so much at the gym?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Then came..
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Does Taylor Swift actually play the guitar, or is it a prop?
They put up a sign reading
Unacceptable again!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
What are some tips for braiding a woman's hair on a date?
Next, they tried...
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Which bands became massively popular for covering songs rather than recording originals?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Everyone loved it.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
How do you say "have fun" in French?
Freaks and Cheeks
Nuts and Butts
Still no good
Why are people nowadays so into anal sex?
So they tried
Minds and Behinds
No, not a chance
Webb telescope took a direct image of two exoplanets. See it now. - Mashable
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Just Forget it!
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No way